Christians are straight up FREAKS
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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