I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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