One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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