I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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