my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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