We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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