I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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