Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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