Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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