i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Panties = found
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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