i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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