So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Hippo gnu deer
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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