He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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