your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Randomize
