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am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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