I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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