I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
