is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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