I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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