Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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