Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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