are you still at the devil's house?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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