I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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