She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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