He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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