he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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