This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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