in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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