At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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