she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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