nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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