We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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