Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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