clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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