I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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