what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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