and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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