I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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