She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You are a genius and a whore.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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