SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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