I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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