some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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