fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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