so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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