fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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