did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize