my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We are two peas in an std pod
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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