All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
