Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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