No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just tell him i said nine months
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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