Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm always down for nudity.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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