I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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