I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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