last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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