just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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