i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same