We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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