Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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