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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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