Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
