I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
