well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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