i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I showed him my bush... on skype.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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