he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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