he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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